listen I know our streaming service is circling the drain with all the others but hear me out. what if we dropped the half of the name that actually told people what it was and just kept the buzzword part and spammed everyone with 900 emails about it and changed literally nothing else
“Happy end of the waaaar! And thus, in a round of blazing fire, the american experiment has come to a biblical end! Cities, towns, small villages, countless numbers of innocent people swallowed of by the unmanned weapons of modern war! What do we have to show for it? A life to get back to living? A nation to smile back upon? Nay. Our country lies in ashes, and the future looks grim as grim can be. Today, i have prepared an even NEWER interpretive dance and poem routine to mark the occasion!”
ALT
