rigatonidanza:

Breaking CNN news upblade

it only took me like 11 years

barrebabyofthescrewedupclick:

comment-tube:

sacred-portal:

god punishes me by sending me sweet old people asking for directions to buildings that are like 50 feet away when I’m completely incapable of knowing where I am in relation to anything ever

iiboharz:

“yo man want a dog?” – gordon freeman

vedurnan:

I need to sit down on the toilet before I push some turds out of my asshole.

➔ turds

A turd is a log of shit.

➔ shit

Shit is another word for what I get out of my asshole. I need this to make turds.

➔ asshole

It’s a tool I use. I need this to push out turds into the toilet.

logging in and hearing all the fans ramp up in my Gamer Rig as xkit struggles mightily to unfuck whatever they did to the dash this time