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otaconspussy:

davidmills:

Michael Myers Pequeño

brandon was using google translate to say I’m horny in chinese and one of them was using google translate to say “I too am lecherous” in english

fighting with some chinese guys in a red dead lobby last night and it culminated with all of us in a hotel room and them micspamming chinese cowboy music while we danced

skagus:

borbly-b:

officialspec:

no little german boy dont go to the weed cave

Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blüntsmoken!

I don’t want to see teenagers flirting with the jet set radio man on twitter please

do you remember those little plastic pucks with razors in them for unwrapping CDs that they sold at barnes and noble. who was buying that many CDs

teathattast:

like it’s not an accident, the coke can isn’t like that, they had a normal can model, all the pepsi cans have a modern logo. why